Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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