Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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