I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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