Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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