he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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