I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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