Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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