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(512): View more from Texas

HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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(512): View more from Texas

just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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(302): View more from Delaware

It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.

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(254): View more from Texas

You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before

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