He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.