Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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