does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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