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• (607): View more from New York

  went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (352): View more from Florida

  dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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• (409): View more from Texas

  The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.

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• (858): View more from California

  I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.

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