I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty