"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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