i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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