Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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