Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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