So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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