My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.