I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life