THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang