Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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