Im at strip club and am horny
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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