hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
only if we run a train.
done.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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