Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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