people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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