while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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