I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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