so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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