I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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