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(760): View more from California

i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them

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(585): View more from New York

It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

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(407): View more from Florida

We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I smell like Captain Morgan and tears

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(513): View more from Ohio

I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy

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