I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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