dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
