drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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