let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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