Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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