Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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