How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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