he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You may now shotgun with the bride
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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