You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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