she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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