I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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