I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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