The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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