My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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