WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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