so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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