Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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