oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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