Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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