with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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