3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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