When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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