drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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