Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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