"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
