I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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