Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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