And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I supernannyed him into submission
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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