I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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